i hope someday there’s an opposite of my little pony
like a super-serious dark show that’s meant to appeal primarily to an adult, mostly male audience
but then somehow 6-year-old girls start watching it and love it and they form a huge girly childish fandom around it
that would be awesome
i’ve realized i can title my papers whatever i want and no teacher cares so i have begun having a lot of fun
i set this as my desktop picture bUT THEN WHEN I TOOK A SCREENSHOT I DISCOVERE DTHIS
AOMGUAU II CANT BREAHEHT
AHHAHFHDSF HOLY SHIT I JUST MENTIONED DRAG KINGS TO MY DAD
AND HE WAS LIKE
“WOMEN WHO DRESS UP AS MEN ARE REALLY HOT”
AND THEN HE JUST WENT UPSTAIRS LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
i ran a mile without stopping this morning and for the rest of the day my voice was COMPLETELY WRECKED AND WHEN I LAUGHED I SOUNDED LIKE A 90 YEAR OLD SMOKER
it was really funny
someone would tell a joke and i would just be sitting over there going HAHAHEHDNFHNENDHEEHHHHHHHHH
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
“REBLOG IF YOURE NOT TUMBLR FAMOUS
*16 glee gifs and various gifs of people throwing glitter and that ‘i regret nothing’ gif*”
i think i know why ur not tumblr famous
roshi434987 said: Did the councilors or whatever tell her that you were the one who got her suspended?
she actually thinks it was my friend who got her suspended which is really kind of awful because now she’s talking shit about said friend
i’m really emotionally torn here because if she didn’t blame my friend she would blame me and i don’t want that either??
god i just want her to get expelled already 8(
